Then everything inflates like a super-balloon tied up with super-strings, until the whole mess curdles into millions of milky ways. Starlight hits the volcanic rocks, and cooks up some tasty double-helix treats. They get eaten by each other, the fittest (and least tasty) survive, a meteor kills the big ones, and when it all freezes over the smart ones move into caves and start a fire. Growing grass turns out to be more fun than chasing woolly mammoths, so the agriculturalists start a revolution. The pharoahs, ceasars, kings, and fuhrers mostly win but eventually lose, so the scientists and industrialists revolt this time. Japan gets nuked and takes over the world economy, the Berlin wall and Soviets fall, and the United States all sue Microsoft over the Internet.

The end.

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